what would you do if

"you're getting pregnant next time" or something   reply

he's becoming a seahorse edit: ive come to remember that i am a man, so i guess I'll be the seahorse   reply

make him pregnant and ask the same question dumbass hoe   reply

Grab his throat instead of his hand during delivery and don’t let go. In his defense I’ve never met a woman who said her husband/bf WASNT unintentionally making her murderously pissed in the hospital. If you try to help, ask questions, or comfort you’re probably going to get cussed out, if you don’t do anything you get cussed out… correc......   1 reply

I was there, at my first, he said something like it’s great you can do it and after I throw up he asked is it really this painful? I just destoyed his hand. He started to whine but my death stare just shut him up real quick lol. But the worst wasn’t him, it was the stupid nurse who came when my real nurse went to her break. I was crying and I s......   reply

I'll cut his balls while he's asleep and ask him the same question. Yay~ free neuter. (づ￣ ³￣)づ   reply