But in real life I wanna gag whenever I see one other than my own. Why do some of them get so dark pink in real life. Like it looks like it's been beat up. I mean they probably did but also I hate them when it's uncircumcised too. It's just eugh I'm not gonna choke on that but then obviously fiction being perfect but even so when it's just a lightsaber. Damn I wish the MC would switch with me. Why do the dicks never get so highlightey iykyk or show the veins in such a way.
I've seen fair amount of porn and ur so real for that. It's unsightly when it's uncircumcised.... though the colors are fun for me cuz wym ur dick is yellow? does it match the color of ur pee sometimes?
this is so funny to me cuz sameee. especially their balls??? why does it look like that that's so scary bro WAHAHAHA im so sorry . cr jade and lattepanda saved me from the horrors of irl dicks fr
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Ive seen cute dicks on p0rn. They pink. Its the same with girls. Some are cute some arent.
YOU'RE SO REAL??? people draw balls look so good but when i see it irl it... looks so ugly dudd im sorry
I've seen fair amount of porn and ur so real for that. It's unsightly when it's uncircumcised.... though the colors are fun for me cuz wym ur dick is yellow? does it match the color of ur pee sometimes?
NO FR BC WHY????? like, the one time i saw a dick irl i was like......... ew pls put it away
for context is WAS my bf's (now ex) lmao
Lmaooo thankfully my bf's tolerable but seriously why are they built like a worm
this is so funny to me cuz sameee. especially their balls??? why does it look like that that's so scary bro WAHAHAHA im so sorry . cr jade and lattepanda saved me from the horrors of irl dicks fr