When I went to school i ended up in Mexico for some reason and when i got there i ran into Megan thee stallion and she asked me if i wanted to come with her. And i said i have to go climb mount fuji so i can’t and she decided to do a backflip off the boat into the sea of miniature elephants. After that I left the bar and started making my way to the shoe store asking for an extra large pepperoni pizza but they told me they only sell clocks and beds there so i had to go to the back of the store in order to get my cleaning supplies to clean the desert in Japan. After getting my hooks for Captain Hook i headed back to Honolulu and made it just in time for the crowing of King Sasquatch before he had to leave for Venus. I waved goodbye as Senator Sud left for antarctica and ate my shoes as I sat underneath a potato tree. When all of a sudden a life sized koala came up to me and took my tube of lip balm from out of my hands. when i asked the lemur why it did that it just said thanks for the frying pan and handed me a gold cowboy hat and skipped away while singing “My shot” from Hamilton. I took the bronze broccoli and continued eating my roll of toilet paper until i was full. After i was done throwing dice at innocent little kids as they walked by I headed over to the chocolate and lotion factory and found a whole bunch of cats and sharks throwing a bar mitzvah for a box of chalk. I started doing the salsa for them when a shovel suddenly fell and hit the maid of honor at the wedding on her head. She started bleeding so they shoved the mother in law into the washing machine so that she could use a rope to tie up the car under the umbrella but it didn’t work so the pope had to come in order to rescue the president of nepal by shoving a spatula up a rhino. The turtle then started screaming crying for a bottle of glue to attach a carrot to an apple. It didn’t work of course.
