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In the community garden, there are a bunch of cats, and one cat is named eggy cuz his balls are so big   3 reply

a guy friend of mine in college was asking me for advises to do foreplay bc his gf wasn't responding much to him (he knew i was dating a girl as well). i gave him some tips, but then he said "thanks, virgin bitch" or sumtn like that. it rubbed me the wrong way so i replied him "at least i can make my girlfriend cum with no problem, i'm not the one ......   2 reply

my friend shit her pants at school last week because shes lactose intolerant and she consumes laxative gummies to feel things and my friends shook her too hard she shit herself and there was a fat ahh dookie stain on her pants and the staff had to sprinkle vomit powder over it.... do with this info what you will   3 reply