Hello everybody my name is Darkiplier and I am back again today to bestow to you my review of the third entry from the Summerween list.
This is the list in question, compiled by my beautiful gorgeous omega femalehusband king, be sure to check it out if you want to:
https://www.mangago.me/thing/about/936204/Anyway today we have a movie that's had some good press, many people praised this thing to Hell and back, it's called Obsession.
Please don't slime me out for this but I thought this was pretty fucking boring. I loved the acting (especially Nikki's actress was so freaking great!!) and the cinematography and it definitely had a creepy atmosphere but to be honest it was really boring too. Also trigger warning if you want to watch it there's het sex and het kissing and there's a gross scene where the main character tells the story of "Hansel and Gretel" except with an incestuous spin to it. Anyway I'd give it a 3/5
, it was better than "Backrooms" ngl but it's just not the movie for me I guess. Oh and it wasn't scary, it was creepy yes but not terrifying or anything (good for me actually because I hate horror movies!!).
P.S. the director also has a great short horror movie free to watch on YouTube called "The Chair," I really liked that one and it was scarier than this one. Just if you want to watch something made by the same guy.
Hope you enjoyed this review, if you even read this far, remember to like and share and rate 5 stars this review thank you Dakryphilia out.
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Good morning Darkiplier,
I recommend the autopsy of Jane Doe if you still haven't watched it.
Goodbye Dark pliers.
My favourite colour thank you for recommending me a movie, I'll be sure to check it you. Thank you goodbye.
Just came back (I'm still out) from therapy and the first i do is open Mangago
Webmaster should really make you a mod at this point, nobody is more passionate about this site than you.
This site is my life and my love I hate it so much and I wish it disappeared and also id like to marry it
I love you're reviews im pretty shit at reviewing stories so reading yours gives me so much delight
I'm bad at reviewing too, I literally just open the notepad app once I finish watching and just start typing shit, glad you like them though.
Why didn’t u like it
Because I thought it was boring, it literally says so right there. You should really consider visiting an ophthalmologist soon, this is worrying.
shut up i’m sleepy that’s all, i meant why did u find it boring
It just went on and on, they talked too much. Where were the aura and hype moments? The scenes worth getting made into edits with crappy slowed down + reverbed music?? Yawn
never watch a movie again
YOU lost -103938199383829181 aura points
Girl you're in aura debt yourself, you can't remove my aura points.
shiver me timbers