Bro I was at a meeting and it's a student Council meeting and so there was professors and the godsamn dean of our department and I farted. In my seat, and it even a quiet one. It was a loud long one. It went quiet for one minute and they opened the windows and I said sorry.
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Bro, did you not clench you butt cheeks to make it quiet? Excuse yourself to use the bathroom?
I didn't and bathroom breaks wasn't allowed cus its a meeting for some reason (I was actually just shy)