Why are action titles so uncreative nowadays

Everybody getting reborn everybody becoming everything everybody got a skill PLZZZZ STFU my goodness gracious does it kill ppl to have any bit of CREATIVITY in naming their creations what happened to badass titles like Reverend Insanity or Lord of the Mysteries or Shadow Slave or Second Coming of Gluttony WHAT HAPPENED TO AUTHORS MINDSSSSS HAVE WE SERIOUSLY RAN OUT OF BRAIN JUICE