One time when I was 6yo I pissed in the cinema cause my uncle refused to let me go to the bathroom during a climax scene. It was like a Marvels movie. After the lights got on you could just see a puddle of piss near the stairs and people blamed a dog for it cause someone brought their dogs inside and since that time dogs were banned inside malls to this day due to that incident. They never knew it was me.
