My partner is not important to me

I will never ever get a partner because I love yaoi and yuri much. The most important things in my life is my family, my friends, money, my degree and my private yaoi reading time. If my partner ever starts demanding more attention from me I will simply drop them. My partner weighs less importance than the time I read fanfiction and the money i spend on my mangas. I will not accommodate my partner because I will be busy reading yuri. They need to know they are probably the 6th most important thing in my life. The day I get my newborn I will name him Han Garam and he will have to realize that Yaoi/yuri is more important than his piano lessons. The only acceptable form of dirty talk with my partner will be deep in depth discussions about the psychology of unchanged man