Not telling my friends but I'm telling yall

Yunno shitting at school and all? I shit 2 fucking times today and I dont give a fuck because there's two options to choose 1st is shit in my pants or 2nd go to the bathroom and pray that no one hear you shit, I choosed the second one the only hard thing is that we have a bath room inside our classroom and they can hear you but hey I don't want to shit myself lol anyway just in case y'all wondering why I took a shit two times was because I bought a coffee from seven eleven called lucky day cuz I always fall asleep in the class and the reason why I couldn't drink the coffee at home was because we ran out so I bought it, I also heard that the lucky day coffe will make u wide awake all day which it surely did made me cuz my fucking stomach was rumbling the whole time

Lesson I learned from this is to never buy coffe from a convenience store especially if it's cold cuz it keeps giving me an upset stomach