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So basically, I was peeling an orange and I accidentally dug my finger into and the juice squirted EVERYWHERE that shit was hard to clean fr   reply
02 08,2020
when i was younger i had a notebook where id write down all the sex dreams i had LMFAO. i wrote it in FULL FUCKIN DETAIL and it looked like some wannabe wattpad story. luckily i had one of those child lock notebook thingys but i honestly dont know where it is now. so anybody who finds that shit will probably be scarred asf if they managed to open i......   1 reply
02 08,2020
okay so here's the sauce. last year i went to my school's 'comic con' with my friends, and we saw a manga booth! obv the manga obsessed bitch i am, i went to look with my friends, and they were selling yaoi! FUCKING YAOI! and i mean s m u t t y yaoi at a school event! so obv i bought it (its called Coyote, its really good and smutty, i recommend it......   reply
02 08,2020
My puss-   1 reply
02 08,2020
My mom and my sister almost caught me reading...   reply
02 08,2020
Back in uni, I was part of a journalism club (they do the uni newspaper). I thought it was a tame club to spend some extra time with. I thought all we had to do was to disseminate information about college stuff, cover school events, doing columns regarding anonymous complaints against teachers/staff, you know... normal school paper stuff. But it t......   reply
02 08,2020
Something REALLY juicy? hmhmhMMM... Oh yeah, so when I was a tiny innocent child, I lived with another family who I think were friends with my mom, and they had a boy who was a bit younger than me, and so if I remember correctly the boy's parents had some adult AVs, and so their little boy would sexually harass me, and then leave, I honestly thin......   reply
03 08,2020
I killed smth.   1 reply
02 08,2020
I killed a cockroach, and put it on my annoying brother's bed. The reason why?: Because he's annoying   1 reply
02 08,2020
So like looking back at it it looks like i harrassed this kid but stfu i was a kid too- So uh randomly I was like what if a guy kissed a guy (Do mind me i was only like 4 and my household is straight and religious af.) SO then i go up to one one my friends (like 3 years old just chilling in the room with just a tv), just straight up kissed em on th......   3 reply
02 08,2020