I do wrestling and in one of my matches my partner pinned me down and growled 'don't move' (he was sweating a lot too) my mind threw itself off a cliff
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"congrats son you turned 15! here's a gun to shoot up a school. don't worry the police won't hurt you because you're a straight white man"
apparently, our military is better funded than NASA
so instead of us exploring space we use our taxes to blow up innocent people in the middle east because that's more important right?!
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about being a fucking edgelord
I speak American as my first language but I know Britsh and I'm working on my Australian
but I'm most fluent in stress breakdowns
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about skipping class
I was bullied for my speech impediment by full-grown adults
I was 7 at the time
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ladies and gentlemen, my life 2 reply
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about have a wild imagination
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UNLESS YOU RICH PUT ME BACK 2 reply
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about chat about anything
Yesterday I had a macaron for the first time. I have never had one because of nut allergies but apparently, I'm not allergic to almonds so I got to try one. I tried a strawberry macaron and it was really tasty.
On a different note, I have a calendar that swears every month. This month it's telling me to "Get my shit together" and the mainline this ...... 2 reply
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I'm actually not there you must have seen wrong
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CASTAWAYS~ WE ARE CASTAWAYS~
AHOY THERE~ AHOY WE ARE CASTAWAYS~
My last 5 brain cells are singing this and I don't know what to do
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