about chat about anything
“maybe like another account said, I should read shounen ai. Will you listen to my conspiracy theory?”
I read that and saw two long paragraphs and said, “oh no. What could she possibly say?”
Basically her conspiracy theory is that a lot of smut stories put a lot of emphasis on sex rather than emotions and long relationships as a way to potentially boost japan’s population by targeting younger, more fertile (i feel gross typing that) readers.
Like it’s a bid to get their 20-40 year olds having more sex so they can have babies and japan’s birth rate wont just continually decline.
The first paragraph was basically about how shounen was booming when japan was going through a tough time bc the primary message in shounen is “Dont Give Up! Fight! Fight!”
But omfg whyd she have to just out of the blue say “Will you listen to my conspiracy theory?”
I got so scared
I read that and saw two long paragraphs and said, “oh no. What could she possibly say?”
Basically her conspiracy theory is that a lot of smut stories put a lot of emphasis on sex rather than emotions and long relationships as a way to potentially boost japan’s population by targeting younger, more fertile (i feel gross typing that) readers.
Like it’s a bid to get their 20-40 year olds having more sex so they can have babies and japan’s birth rate wont just continually decline.
The first paragraph was basically about how shounen was booming when japan was going through a tough time bc the primary message in shounen is “Dont Give Up! Fight! Fight!”
But omfg whyd she have to just out of the blue say “Will you listen to my conspiracy theory?”
I got so scared
about question
about fetishes and kinks
Trying to figure out why my husband likes boobs, but every time i ask him he’s like “bc theyre big and soft”
And i say “oh, so you’d like anyone’s boobs?”
And hes like “no, i like them bc it’s you!”
And im like “but you aint getting a hard on when im wearing my night gowns. But the moment i wear a tank top, you’re drooling all over me???”
And he’s like “idk! Ask a sex psychologist!”
And i just narrowed my eyes at him. But in my head, i said “bet.”
And then we moved on bc thats a stupid conversation
And i say “oh, so you’d like anyone’s boobs?”
And hes like “no, i like them bc it’s you!”
And im like “but you aint getting a hard on when im wearing my night gowns. But the moment i wear a tank top, you’re drooling all over me???”
And he’s like “idk! Ask a sex psychologist!”
And i just narrowed my eyes at him. But in my head, i said “bet.”
And then we moved on bc thats a stupid conversation
about makes you go wow
My husband and i were talking about how there was an uptick of TikTok kids transitioning to tumblr, and it was obvious bc the TikTok users would censor some of the weirdest words like “sex” and what not… and the tumblr users were like “bro u can say fuck here”
But he referred to those tiktokers making that transition as…
“TikTok Immigrants”
I laughed for like 10 minutes straights bc i do not think those words should be combined in that way
What’s the funniest phrase youve ever heard?
But he referred to those tiktokers making that transition as…
“TikTok Immigrants”
I laughed for like 10 minutes straights bc i do not think those words should be combined in that way
What’s the funniest phrase youve ever heard?
about question
Man… there was some girl in high school my husband knew. She used to be very sporty and athletic but she really liked chick fil a. Not that big of a problem bc she played sports. Whatever.
Well, she got a car, and that was pretty cool… but she stopped walking anywhere bc she could just drive there. And that’s fine ig. But the summer after she got that car, she went to chick fil a for EVERY meal, EVERY day. By the time school started again, she was hardly recognizable bc she had gained like 70 pounds over summer
A warning to be mindful of how much you eat of something, especially fast food. Btw i dont think she ended up losing the weight either, bc she quit her sport. And by the time she graduated, she had gained like another 50+ pounds. She was still pretty though, but it was crazy how much she changed in one summer
So do yall walk anywhere?
Well, she got a car, and that was pretty cool… but she stopped walking anywhere bc she could just drive there. And that’s fine ig. But the summer after she got that car, she went to chick fil a for EVERY meal, EVERY day. By the time school started again, she was hardly recognizable bc she had gained like 70 pounds over summer
A warning to be mindful of how much you eat of something, especially fast food. Btw i dont think she ended up losing the weight either, bc she quit her sport. And by the time she graduated, she had gained like another 50+ pounds. She was still pretty though, but it was crazy how much she changed in one summer
So do yall walk anywhere?
about question
Like… if you were to go to the fine arts department of a university or go to some artsy place in your area, do you think you would fit in?
Bc i would. I know it’s 90 degrees. But the flannel completes the outfit! And besides i can always wear it around my waist if i get too hot
Like coordinating outfits to look my style is so difficult
Bc i would. I know it’s 90 degrees. But the flannel completes the outfit! And besides i can always wear it around my waist if i get too hot
Like coordinating outfits to look my style is so difficult
about question
Chris Evans in “not another teen movie” was Captain America???!?!!
about read books
Y’all ever read some cringe fan fiction on ao3 that isn’t a crack fic? I took a break from here to go back to reading some of my old fav fanfics. And at first I was like “ah yes, the familiar bull shit plot, oh how I’ve missed thee”
But then I got here (this is a sterek fanfic btw): ‘Stiles licked his dry lips. “What are you doing?”
Derek cupped him, squeezing. “Don’t pretend that you don’t want this. You’ve been half-hard around me since I first started wearing your underwear.”’
When I tell you I cringed so hard and had flashbacks to the trash I read on this website— like Derek, hun, no? Him being horny isn’t consent? Huh???
I honestly forgot how much I turned off my brain when reading basically anything online. Like that was legit one of my favs when I was in high school or whatever and now rereading it??? Time to turn off the old brain machine again I guess— ╮(￣▽￣)╭
But then I got here (this is a sterek fanfic btw): ‘Stiles licked his dry lips. “What are you doing?”
Derek cupped him, squeezing. “Don’t pretend that you don’t want this. You’ve been half-hard around me since I first started wearing your underwear.”’
When I tell you I cringed so hard and had flashbacks to the trash I read on this website— like Derek, hun, no? Him being horny isn’t consent? Huh???
I honestly forgot how much I turned off my brain when reading basically anything online. Like that was legit one of my favs when I was in high school or whatever and now rereading it??? Time to turn off the old brain machine again I guess— ╮(￣▽￣)╭
IF WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHERRRRR
TONIGHT
IM GONNA FUCK MY BROTHERRRR
Brother (in the background): What is wrong with this family???
TONIGHT
IM GONNA FUCK MY BROTHERRRR
Brother (in the background): What is wrong with this family???
about question
And then you learn that’s your cousin and start thinking “i need to get out of this town” and just refuse to have a crush on anyone there ever again bc you realize damn near everyone there is related you and you dont know if thats your first cousin or like your 6th cousin cos they all hang out together like close family so they may as well just all be your first cousins
That happened to my mom in the same town. But they actually dated and then when they realized they were related, they broke up. And also my mom is her sister’s husband’s cousin. And the only reason thats not incest is bc my mom and aunt have different fathers so my mom and her brother in law are also cousins, but my aunt and her husband are unrelated.
Anyway, im glad i left that town and the crazy family dynamics
That happened to my mom in the same town. But they actually dated and then when they realized they were related, they broke up. And also my mom is her sister’s husband’s cousin. And the only reason thats not incest is bc my mom and aunt have different fathers so my mom and her brother in law are also cousins, but my aunt and her husband are unrelated.
Anyway, im glad i left that town and the crazy family dynamics
I have a few, but my primary one is when the top says something along the lines of “you’re so wet” when loosening the bottom. Clearly not talking about any kind of precum or anything. Personally, I didn’t know this was omegaverse, homie!
How about yall?
How about yall?
about be a dumb bitch
How fucking old is he? He’s the ceo right? Like is he in his 30s fucking around with a 17 year old bc true mates or whatever? Bc I’m slowly reading this and they explicitly say uke is 17. But how fucking old is the other guy???
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about question
Is there a reason YD keeps changing her @?
Anyways, what’s ur favorite kids movie? Mines the 13 land before time movie whichever one that is. I never actually watched it. I just like that there are 14 of those bad boys and an animated series with 2 seasons.
Anyways, what’s ur favorite kids movie? Mines the 13 land before time movie whichever one that is. I never actually watched it. I just like that there are 14 of those bad boys and an animated series with 2 seasons.
Yall ever skip the tutorial bc you already know how to play games… but then you realized this game has the controls wrong and the mouse is inverted
And then you just restart the entire game just so you can play the tutorial this time #－.－)
And then you just restart the entire game just so you can play the tutorial this time #－.－)