Elmo'sMassiveSchlong's question (14)

I'm bored and don't know what to do so... Which one is better salt or pepper?

I snorted smarties and now my nose is bleeding. I don't think that's a good thing... Why do I do these things. Anyways, what's the worst decision you've made?

Just share one of the most shittiest things that's happened to you recently. Or
you can just rant if you want.

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's only me, and I walk alone
I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, and I walk a
My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up and every thing's all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone and I walk a
My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah
I walk alone, and I walk a
I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a
My shadow's only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

Idk what I'm doing with my life lmao

I found out my mom smokes weed and my dad threatened to put me in a mental hospital. So things are going great... Anyways, how are you guys?

My mom ended up finding out and called me a disappointment because of it. Guess she doesn't like Elmo's massive schlong :(

Sooo I just sent my teacher an email about idk an assignment or smth and I sent it using my email elmosmassiveschlong HELP!!!!!!! I EVEN SIGNED IT WITH MY FULL NAME!!!!!! this is what get for trying to do last minute hw while reading BLs

I'm bored and want to hear some interesting stuff ._.

Please link it so I can suffer





I'm just bored and curious

Okay ngl I'm probably a bit young to be on this website but I've seen so many discussions about fujoshis and yaoi. So I just want to ask some questions.
1.) Is it okay to read stuff here under the yaoi genre?
2.) Is it okay to read yaoi at all?
3.) Does yaoi fetishize gay relationships?
4.) Is it okay for me to read it if I'm not using it to fetishize gay relationships?
5.) Is it okay to read yaoi if I know yaoi and real life are two separate things?
6.) Why is calling yourself a fujoshi so controversial?
7.) Due to the controversial subject should I stay away from identifying as a fujoshi?

I'm not trolling I'm just curious and want to make sure I'm not offending anyone or doing anything wrong. Thanks for answering!

TO KEEP MYSELF FROM INTERNALLY SCREAMING CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT TURTLES OR STUFF?????????????

I HAVE THIS STUPID FUCKING THING STUCK IN MY HEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LvlG2dTQKg

I know this by experience. So fish need oxygen in the water and if they don't have good air circulation they'll start gasping at the top for air. Found this out because my little brother started crying about his fish because they died. I personally already knew this but forgot to tell him. Am I a murderer? Am I a monster for doing so? Am I a shitty human being for not preventing a murder? Am I a worthless spec on this putrid earth for not saving a poor soul? He has just threatened me that he'll slit my throat in my sleep. Ah, the wonderful things you get to experience as the oldest child.

-Go to the store with Dad
-He opens car door
-Open phone
-Realize you still have hentai at full blast on
-Video resumes
-Hear a VERY VERY VERY loud moan
-Stare at each other in silence
-Dad slowly walks away
-Contemplate life choices
-Silent car ride home
-Hide in room for the rest of the night

I am so fucked rn o__o