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Hah, pathetic. You truly think you can fool me with this blasphemy. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on AI-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just ......   2 reply

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on AI-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another t......   3 reply

Dearest, I now understand, that I am the only one to be for you. If any other tries to steal you, I shall have their head! hehe   1 reply

ah, fuck, I'm dying.   reply

I fucking hate when they always put a girl in the story JUST to bring the two main characters closer, like yeah its just a fictional character with no screen time but it’s like in a realistic scenario the bottom wouldn’t get all pissy pants sobbing crying that the top is talking to a female and the top wouldn’t get all alpha grindset that his......   reply