ⓤⓝⓢⓔⓧⓨarisu's question page 3 (48)

got caught cheating on the finals ;:D
guess what my grade percentage dropped too hahahahahahahahhahhahahahha...

“these are very nice dentures, where did you get them”

“oh they’re your dead brother Paul’s”

“wha-“

i still simp for akutagawa (BSD)

i was PEACEFULLY browsing through pics of Tsunade when I came across a Naruto x Tsunade fan art....... YALL-

IT WAS 16 YEAR OLD NARUTO AND 51 YEAR OLD TSUNADE, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOME PPL

so i was making eggs, two, as the title indicates. and when they’re done cooking my mom says she wants half, to which i responded “i only made two”. she says that too much and then when i repeat it’s only two she says that she only take a little bit then and at that point i already gave in and said take half. but then she said no since i was mad, but i wasn’t. then she proceeded to call me fat and left...? i was just making breakfast and i didn’t know two was a lot.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWAs8Ph/

my cat jumped at my face so i backed up fast but i ended banging my head into the wall. my ears are clicking again.