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No but we did end up accidentally getting naked and having passionate sesbian lex under the stars one time   2 reply

Idk if you’re seeking a long term relationship, but having similar values is very important to me. Why not just be single??? Idk, I’d just wait it out. But maybe that’s just my virgin ass speaking, can’t miss being in a relationship if you’ve been single ur whole life   reply

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Don’t bother with a lawyer, just find a psychologist.   1 reply

Not a YouTuber but I got first in an international poetry recitation competition one year and the video has 44k views on the official YouTube channel. Mostly because apparently a bunch of kids are having to watch it for school? I don’t know. But anyway, I specialized in spoken word poetry, so that’s cool.   2 reply

Start indiscriminately sticking my schlong in every hole I can find to see what the hype is about   reply

Sorry I don’t know what my cum tastes like, but I have had your girlfriends :/ she said you’d never gotten to try it before. Sad!   reply

I had a short dental assistant with big honkers and her fucking. Boobs were pressed against my head the whole time she had her fingers in my mouth? My gay teenage ass couldn’t cope and I remember thinking for the first time that I was grateful I’m genetically incapable of blushing.   2 reply

I think Death is like a loving mother. Sometimes she does things we don’t understand or disagree with. Sometimes we outright hate her. But if you view Death as a helper of life rather than the enemy, it changes how bad the whole deal seems. Instead of seeming like Death gets in the way, it looks more like it’s nudging you forward when you get......   reply

Idk I don’t know what a man’s pubes look like anyway #virgin #virginityiscool #remainpure #icanttalk2men #cooties   reply

I’m gonna read satirical gay smut of trump on ao3 to cope with this It’s the closest I can feel to control   1 reply

Ignore my health Don’t drink water Go on a skincare grind for a week( stuff I stole from my sister idk) Period acne Repeat monthly   1 reply

Letting cats outside is an absolutely horrible thing to do. Ik people who grew up with barn or outdoor cats feel bad for indoor cats bc they feel like they’d be sad, but… no. Just no. Firstly, animals that are sad and stressed don’t live as long as happy animals, ofc. But INDOOR CATS HAVE LONGER LIFE EXPECTANCIES. they aren’t having to wor......   2 reply

Do they send you their sfw art sometimes? How do you react to that? If so, they’re probably expecting you to do the same thing you usually do (either gush over it or critique it) If you aren’t sure AND you see something off about it, just make a compliment sandwich. Step 1: gush over it or point out something you like (be honest tho) Step 2: e......   reply

Yawns   reply