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1 i chased my dad with a knife as a 8 year old 2 my sister jumped on me when i was 2 days old   reply

i dont 'own' a cat but a cat has basically chosen my family as his owners, and some sweet things he does are : chases our feet, chases leafs ( idk if i spelt that right lol), when he gets treats he licks our hand afterwards to make sure he got all of it, he does a pose where he tucks his legs under him and he looks like a roast chicken, when he wan......   reply

i got florida man trapped alone with hundreds of parrots   reply

i got pico from boku no pico...... WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?!?!?!?!   reply