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bitch and whine cus no one gaf they do that so no crappy bot translations come out. i know this is an overused excuse but girl your literally reading on an illegal website, u got to much time on your hands to complain. stfu   reply
11 02,2024
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Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go   10 reply
22 11,2023
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yours to claim, ion even know how that shit even reached the 9-star mark. absolute bollocks.   1 reply
15 12,2023
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i mean 6 times in a day?? sure wtv - 6 times A DAY?? girl get yo shit checked out wtf give it a break   1 reply
17 days
i mean ive heard miracles where ppl w grade 3 managed to ace to a grade 7-8 the day before the actual exams startin, i can tell your ass is a procrastinator startin maths from the beginning of units 1-15 is crazy in that short amount of time bro you ain cooked man yous fried, prayers your way   2 reply
26 days
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if anyone does this just know i will always be two step closer.   1 reply
26 02,2024
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i dont know if we’ve been blessed or cursed   reply
19 days
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honestly i gotta get my shit straight, got a big ass english exam tmrw and i could b usin this time to revise n shi, i got the time n everythin - i just ain bothered and i KNOW im gon flop if i don revise like i know the consequences that come w it yet nothin b motivating me but my nice warm bed and the thought of a good early nights sleep after a......   2 reply
06 02,2024
nah u b talking fax bro i dont wanna b born in the 1500’s being accused as a witch bc some guy didnt like the way i looked at him which resulted in me having to be burned at stake   reply
16 09,2023
those who don cover their mouth when they cough sneeze or yawn or speak or breathe i just dont want to be breathing in your stinky particles please and stop chewin food n gum w ur mouth open it disgusts me oml. AND WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER DOIN ANYTHING PELASE I AM NOT TOUCHING YOU AT ALL NOR ARE YOU TOUCHIN ME.   1 reply
09 02,2024
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when i was young my father came to pick me up after school one day, and halfway home we were in his car and he suddenly told me to get out, in the middle of no where, i got out and he drove away, i was alone for a good 10 minutes - i recall it was snowing, a blonde lady walked past and i was thinking to myself she would accept me as her new family,......   4 reply
24 10,2023
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tchaikovsky, i wanna know what possessed him, WHAT HE WENT THROUGH into creating such teardreading pieces known to mankind   1 reply
19 11,2023
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these men, they b ugly AND hot   4 reply
19 11,2023
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if i was face to face w the author of yours to claim, i wouldnt say anything, id just stare.   4 reply
02 12,2023
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why did i think this said “what yall think about electronics giving birth to babies”   1 reply
05 12,2023
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this is a stupid question to ask on a gay porn yaoi manga site reading two guys fucking all day long knowing damn wall you have unfinished homework to do or someone you laft on read that you should really reply to or you’re just one of those weird mfs who forgot to eat or drink something because you’re on here so much   1 reply
16 02,2024
WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE   reply
23 09,2023
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finger lickin’ good   4 reply
08 11,2023
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bsfr that person was asking to read stuff that had the trope w the whole rape x victim shit as seen from their examples, that is not a valid enough excuse and sincerely, they are not right in the head im sure your intentions are right, just not for the right examples   1 reply
13 04,2024