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I saw my guardian angel and she asked me to hit the nay nay to save the world, bow down to me useless creatures for I am your saviour and have saved you from the terrors of this world

Me (F) am sick but my gf (F) asked me to eat her out so obviously I couldn’t refuse like mama’s gotta eat, so I went down on her but she was on her period which is like okay I don’t mind I always loved twilight and a little blood never hurt anyone, but halfway thru I feel like a slimy red thing on my face, I think nothing of it cuz I’m sick, but anyways I stop at some point and like I sit up to see a red thing hanging from my chin, I’ve always ate my boogers so I lowkey thought that it was my booger and stuck it in my mouth, but right at that moment my gf looks up and yells at me to spit it out, on her command I do and we inspect it together, it was too bouncy to be boogers so we googled it and turns out it was her endometrium lining and that sometime it pops out during periods.

Later my gf tells me to throw it away so I listen but lowkey I really wanted to know what it tastes like (my adhd lol) so I lowkey fried it in oil and put some salt and garlic powder on it and took a bite, it was good ASF but I knew she wouldn’t eat it so I chewed it up in my mouth on my way over to the bedroom and kissed her on the mouth so I could push it down her throat.

Well she said it was tasty (and sexy) at first but when I told her what it was she flipped out on me for some reason and wants to break up with me, idk what I did wrong I just wanted her to enjoy something I liked, was I really in the wrong? Or is she over reacting, I’m so heartbroken

LMFAOOO ppl r so weird why do YOU use pronouns it’s not like pronouns have ever existed it’s such a new phenomenon that MY dumb stupid poopy brain can’t comprehend bc IM so edgy and emo bleeghhh pls give ME attention I hate pronouns lololol

Went to the doctors she was drop dead gorgeous and I couldn’t say no. I can feel her nose hairs stuck in my teeth

Also her eyeballs tasted like tender mouse meat they popped right in my mouth like tomatoes

Help

What do I do I have a miscarriage bc of some dumbass fuckers comment on mgg I’m so sad my poor baby girl I’m gna cry I hate this my poor baby what will I do now guys pls help me rn pls pls pls

Guys the earth is flat. I said it. Y’all r pussies cz the gov propaganda got yur brains all fckd up the gov is trying to trick us into belie being that the earth is round so they can scary us by telling us theyr gna turn off gravity.

But don’t worry guys, bc if gravity actually existed and if the earth was actually round we would be stuck to the ground and wouldn’t b able to move. And also earth is flat bc the trees move with the air, if the earth is rly round explain how the air reaches everywhere in the planet from space???? Exactly . The only way air can enter the earth at the same time is if it was flat w walls on the side to keep the water in.

no longer will we be held back by the fear of power hungry monsters. We will fight back.

The moon landing was fake and ppl were finally gna expose this on TikTok that’s why USA banned TikTok so no one finds out the truth. The bushes r watching us… proceed with caution…

Pirating is illegal and I don’t feel bad. BOOGIEEE is HomoTyranny. Dawn of a dragon sucks ass cheeks. I’m a proud misandrist men suck. U can’t b racist towards white ppl. Sucking your loved ones period blood like breast milk SHOULD b normalized.

I like eating spiders and my gf is a spider-human and sometimes she becomes a spider and I saw her walking on the wall and thought that it was gonna be my normal snack but turns out it was my gf I’m freaking out what do I do omg omg I’m so scared am I going to jail

AITA? A harwad graduate said I was a dumb and boring person for not enjoying and hating on a piece of literature where the protagonist goes through a shit ton of traumatic shit and is in a clearly abusive relationship, they then proceeded to tell me to learn to read and look at the nuances of the text ironically bc abuse in that light shld b super ironically funny which pissed me off so I lit their eyes on fire. Does that make me an asshole?

Guys snow doesn’t exist I went outside and did snow angels w no jacket or outer layers for an hour str8 and I realized that snow is jst frozen up water. The gov thought they could keep us inside…well not anymore…we will prevail…

AITA for having unprotected barebacked sex with a woman on December 23, 2022? I found out she was pregnant and told her to abort the baby but she insisted on birthing it, I told her I wouldn’t supply her with any support for the baby during or after her pregnancy and she went psycho on me, I left 3 days after our child was born and ran away to become a musician, does this make me an asshole? I just wanted to live my dreams! And now this psycho bitch found my account on mgg, I have no idea what to do

I had this bitch marinated n in the oven when it suddenly started flapping its wings and puk puk pukawing at me so I got scared and jumped but this chicken then got on top of me and shat out all the turkey stuffing I stuffed in it on top of my head, I screamed as blood, guts and thanksgiving stuffing hit my face and cried, the chicken then proceeded to strangle me with its wings as I choked on the marinated stuffing it shat on me, my eyes stung as I tried to battle unconscious, finally it stopped. Spat on me. And squacked out of my kitchen window

☹ pls guys I’m normal

I had barebacked doggy style no condom sex with a woman back in 2022, during December 23, I left her once I found out she had a child made by my sperms and I ran away not wanting to b tied down through child support, also I wanted to become a musician and that’s what I did but now after all the fame I gained on mgg she has comeback to bite me on the ass, someone pls help I have no clue what to do, I can’t lose my reputation in mgg it’s my livelihood

Idk it’s a family tradition and it tastes better that way but I jst found out it’s not normal

support my single and don’t listen to controversy theyr LIARS ALL OF THEM. I HAVE NO CHILD I aborted them.