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omg popping out ur eyeball to masturbate with is so much fun you could shovw it right into ur coochie or roll it around your clit! especially when the eyeball tears, goo and slick mix tgt 10/10 fr! idk why more people dont do that!

Celebrity royalty @Mama_Agnus's I hereby announce that I am formally challenging you for the throne of MANGAGO. In the next 24 hours you will be cowering in fear as I knock on your door for battle.

The throne will be mine. Prepare for blood.

Gintokisdykegf out.

I hereby declare the new hierarchy.

@Gintokisdykegf -the real and kind queen of the land
@lazy_potato -the royal treasurer
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@GLORIOUSKINGKABRU
@seabi. (Twin…I’ll miss u…)
@Shh
@Mama_Agnus's

Choose your loyalty now. But remember… be smart for I will reach you even in death.

Fuck you all if ur gna read manga then read that shit and stop rage baiting I’ll find ur family and bomb all of u rage baiting accounts!!!!!!

Help pls I need someone to pay my child support, if any lawyers in here can tell me my chances on winning a child support case against a stapler I’d b eternally grateful

I went to the bathroom earlier to snort coke w my friend and we entered the stall trying to put a line up on the toilet seat, the thing is the minute we were abt to snort it someone walked in and she jumped, she pushed my head and it went straight inside the toilet water, as if that wasn’t bad enough the coke started slipping off the sides and all did not want it to go to waste, so while she still held my head down I reached my tongue over and licked the whole thing into my mouth, once the person left me lifted me up and noticed me rubbing my gums, and asked where it went, I told her and she got mad at me and called me an asshole cokehead bitch

I don’t know why she’s mad and I’m concerned since she’s my plug, someone pls tell me aita?

I need help I got abducted by aliens and forced to b in a singing competition where I compete against my gf but they blasted her head cz she lost and now I’m trying to glue her back tgt but it’s not working and her brain is spilling out, any help on how to get her fixed up pls im a broke pink haired bitch w no money at all

Guys my prof exploded into pieces after assigning us to cure cancer I have the cure but bc she exploded I can’t graduate any tips on reviving her?

Personally I’d suck on my girls titties like there’s no tomorrow and squeeze her milk into my cereal bowl, I’d carry bags of her milk jst so I can taste her whenever I want like if I miss her at work I can jst pull out the bag, stick a straw in and drink it up ykwim? call me a pussy the way I’d feining for her milk

Not that I’m complaining but why is everyone and their mama sucking their toes like damn

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Any idea why I’m so scared theyr cutting my stomach open as we speak

A girl.... AND a mgg user? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

gf pissed in my mouth yesterday and it tasted like a dirty martini and a bloody mary delight, it was so good i lowkey had to go back for diluted thirds when she came out the bathroom.

Got diagnosed with chlamydia today for some reason

Asking for myself btw, and if it’s normal is there an easier way than bending myself in half? Like has anyone experimented by farting thru a tube and using the other end on the nose?

where to find a good rat exterminator? i got a family of mice living in my cooch, they make so much noise you could call me new york city. help please

So recently I had to go get my groceries but I accidentally left my door unlocked, my roommates cat ran away and she’s blaming it on me but like tbh… it’s her cat and her responsibility, so I don’t think she’s right to be mad at me… what do u think? Anyways her cats name is Toby if u live nearby this area and have seen this cat pls contact me

@gintokisdykegf -THE ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY
@misanthropical - The reigning queen
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@GLORIOUSKINGKABRU -the propaganda machine
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@Shh
@Lazy_potato
@root
@seabi
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@Mama_Agnus’s

The new order will be restored

I work as a assistant for a surgeon and when he asked me to look over the patient while his stomach was split open as we looked for his appendix, I took a scapel and was playing around with it and drawing little stars on the patients skin, but like the surgeon came in and I got jumpscared and the scapel fell in, I was too scared to say anyth so we jst stitched him up and he left im so scared I hope he’s okay

every 48 days on the 48th hour a mean wolf will pop out from under your sheets, when she appears utter the words "all hail gintokisdykegf" 48 times as you tie a noose, at the 47th "all hail gintokisdykegf" throw the noose on the wolf and tighten it, the wolf should howl and try to bite you, at this point utter the 48th "all hail gintokisdykegf" and the wolf will then have no choice but to grant you 3 wishes, decline the wishes and ask to see your queen, to this the wolf will awoooo out the window and call a carriage.

get in and tie the wolf to the door, the carriage will take you to the 48th mansion of versailles, you will stop there and knock 2 times, the doors will open...

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