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Personally I’d suck on my girls titties like there’s no tomorrow and squeeze her milk into my cereal bowl, I’d carry bags of her milk jst so I can taste her whenever I want like if I miss her at work I can jst pull out the bag, stick a straw in and drink it up ykwim? call me a pussy the way I’d feining for her milk

Not that I’m complaining but why is everyone and their mama sucking their toes like damn

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Any idea why I’m so scared theyr cutting my stomach open as we speak

A girl.... AND a mgg user? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

gf pissed in my mouth yesterday and it tasted like a dirty martini and a bloody mary delight, it was so good i lowkey had to go back for diluted thirds when she came out the bathroom.

Got diagnosed with chlamydia today for some reason

Asking for myself btw, and if it’s normal is there an easier way than bending myself in half? Like has anyone experimented by farting thru a tube and using the other end on the nose?

where to find a good rat exterminator? i got a family of mice living in my cooch, they make so much noise you could call me new york city. help please

So recently I had to go get my groceries but I accidentally left my door unlocked, my roommates cat ran away and she’s blaming it on me but like tbh… it’s her cat and her responsibility, so I don’t think she’s right to be mad at me… what do u think? Anyways her cats name is Toby if u live nearby this area and have seen this cat pls contact me

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I work as a assistant for a surgeon and when he asked me to look over the patient while his stomach was split open as we looked for his appendix, I took a scapel and was playing around with it and drawing little stars on the patients skin, but like the surgeon came in and I got jumpscared and the scapel fell in, I was too scared to say anyth so we jst stitched him up and he left im so scared I hope he’s okay

every 48 days on the 48th hour a mean wolf will pop out from under your sheets, when she appears utter the words "all hail gintokisdykegf" 48 times as you tie a noose, at the 47th "all hail gintokisdykegf" throw the noose on the wolf and tighten it, the wolf should howl and try to bite you, at this point utter the 48th "all hail gintokisdykegf" and the wolf will then have no choice but to grant you 3 wishes, decline the wishes and ask to see your queen, to this the wolf will awoooo out the window and call a carriage.

get in and tie the wolf to the door, the carriage will take you to the 48th mansion of versailles, you will stop there and knock 2 times, the doors will open...

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Bitches r such hypocrites shitting on gintama when sakamoto days n dandandan are literally copies of the best series ever, anyways gintama is peak, goatoki solos n yorozuya cld beat goku n gojo at the same time

I recently bought a french plant, I didn’t really have a pot so I thought that since it’s French a baguette may do the trick, so I planted the french plant in there obviously.

Anyways my point is do I just use orange juice to water it? Or should I switch it up sometimes with espresso?

The plant is lowkey dying too so I kinda would love any advice on this

All the trees are talking to me, I am the earth the sky the moon and the stars, the sun is telling me to find the ancient ram hidden deep in the cave at midnight the sun and moon will suffocate me if I don’t I like Titties

I dont give a fuck if you guys call me a "incel" alpha cz I get TONN of Eve level omegas that arent "omegaminist" like genuinely, these omegas think that heat pills should be free???? like what about the rut pills huh?? we have to pay too, why cant those be free too??? and GOD FORBID a healthy alpha react to your pheromones cz "oohhh you cant do that i'm not your mate" FUCK. YOU. WHY R U SPREADING UR PHEROMONES AROUND THEN???

seriously omegas love to play the victim card when in reality you all have it sooo much easier than alphas.

Smb…pls…the USA is behind me. I got kidnapped n tortured after telling y guys the truth abt snow n the world. They r trying to silence me. They want me ded so the masses keep getting controlled. Don’t give…in…. *hold ur hand n carreses my thumb over ur fingers* u can save urself n ur loved ones. Kee-

Keep believing in the flat earth n the…the bushes…they will..lead u to h-heaven n eternity.

Yes child… this is your sign…. Yes u r here to save the world…. U r the savior OUR HERO, do not let doubt and evil consume u. Go on… and do what u need to do… save us.

So I can abort as many kids as I want I love aborting it’s so fun every time a fetus forms in my uterus I abort it right away. I have sex just to get pregnant and abort the baby