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you both should be in a poly relationship with a third person who’s employed   reply

SUBSTANCE ABUSE SUBSTANCE ABUSE SUBSTANCE ABUSE!!!! ITS THE ONLY WORKING SOLUTION!!!! PAINKILLERS OPIOIDS I LOVE THEM ALL!!! mmfg im getting a hard on just thinking about it ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡   1 reply

im constipated as fuck and ik this doesn’t seem valid but it hurts like hell. i want to just shit and get it over with, but my periods are going on too and every time i try to squeeze my bowels, i feel like there is barbed wire in my ass and uterus. i even took meds for it but they did NOT work and now im crying bc i cant shit. fml.   2 reply

YOU ACTUALLY MADE THE FORUM POST   reply

ngh..! it keeps squirting out! you’ve been bouncing on my dick for 6 hours already! i came 32 times, isn’t this enough for you!? hop off my dick already...angh! mffgh..it feels weird!   reply

STOP FINGERING YOUR BUTT AND WIPING IT ON THE STALLS!!!! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TRYING TO PISS AND I SEE FRESH COOCHIE CREAM ON THE STALL OMFGGGGGG   2 reply

nngh.. can you hop off my dick already..? you’ve been on it for days now, im being squeezed out and milked!! i don’t think i can cum anymore...hngh!!! m-my cock hurts from how hard you’re squeezing it!! ungh..!!   reply

I TRIED IT ITS BAD   1 reply

they do it’s so obvious too   reply

pregnancy in general is so weird bc wdym you humans love copulating so much you want it everywhere   reply

alcohol   1 reply

it tastes like a metal gear. like a whole solid snake. you should make your taste buds invisible so you don’t taste that.   reply

no he’s 15 and dead   reply

shut the fuck up you piss stained blanket   reply