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a little boy accusing my friends and i of graping him, he told the assistant principal. For context, we used to play this game where the girls chased th guys around and throw them on the floor and pretend jump them, then run off to our next victim, he asked us to play and so he did   reply

Yeah my mom thinks my bsf and I are lesbians, her reasoning being that we're "too" close. I like to remind my mom that she doesn't have friends as a rebuttal to this accusation   reply