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AITA for sexually assaulting my soon-to-be ex-husband’s dad after he left me for another woman, and now i’m stuck in a never ending loop of getting railed by both of them like it's some weird family competition?   1 reply

forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing   2 reply

probably up in the mountains, just vibing with nature, let my body give back to the earth   reply

any smut scenes that heavily rely on quoted moans: "ah, ah..... AHHHHH!" or "hnnggg I'M COMINGGGGGG" or "oh god, oh go-ahh, yes, yes, right there omg hng, ah-ah-ahhh" like damn man.. just describe it in one line, no need to quote the moans too. fuck that shit is embarrassing to read.   1 reply

woke up today at the ass crack of dawn feeling amazing & decided to quit my job. emailed in my resignation letter, & it got rejected. this is going to be fun   2 reply

congrats, that's really wholesome. just keep an eye out for changes in her attitude towards you. your secret might be safe but who knows how your friendship might change from here onwards because of her belief   reply

"can i pay your bills?" always works on the ladies   1 reply

mgg users need to stop making me gag every morning   1 reply

my type: THE ONES THAT HATE EVERYTHING WITHOUT TRYING IT FIRST. they make choking them appealing   4 reply

an assassin, cuz i need to end that pimp's life before he exploits the whores on here   1 reply

dO you TExt lIKe tHIS oR sOMetHInG? wHAt iS THE iSSue maDAmE?   2 reply

the kind that's not schizophrenic & knows how to stfu   reply

hitting my protein intake would be hell as a vegan. imagine the farts i would rip if ive to survive off beans   1 reply

nah pls, i'd take a golden shower over either   2 reply

tiny heads. my biggest ick   2 reply