the cat's line though. *U.S.S.R. theme plays*
Lol “if you don’t get rid of that brother complex my life will be in danger” XD
Fuck those guys! A girl’s just enjoying herself, wtfrick??
“I’ll be taking this” Lol me when I get a boyfriend
Lol she only likes him for the food. Honestly fair though, he is a total dick
“I guess you have a promiscuous stomach…” is the single best line in writing history!!
“You’re an idiot, thank you” beautiful…
“Oh yeah, he’s Italian” XD yoooooooo
Wtf kill it with fire!
Omg
