People who read Don't Pick Up the Soap

Sara3181

Short & sweet

password

a really sus urologist doing a rectal exam. Did he need to do all of that? i may never know...

xane the apostle

Peak comedy the title, the names, the sex scenes

Minjun Han

Bigtiddies

choerry

literally just porn. shitty porn

chlorine

TIT FUCKING IN CHAPTER 31 FTW
IT SHOULD HAVE GONE ON LONGER

I don't really know what to say about this story though. I mean, it's mainly porn . . . And usually, I don't rate porn . . . But it also vaguely has a plot? But also the plot isn't really that strong, it's definitely the type of plot that exists just to give a reason for the porn, but it's still a plot, it's still a relationship that goes through development. But also not really?

I'm going to leave this unrated but I will talk about the few things I both liked and disliked.

As this is primarily smut, it's to be expected that the porn's pretty good. I feel like a total gooner degenerate "weighing" the porn the way I am but I mean, it's good! It's hot. It gets really rough and verbal and the characters get really, really into it to a degree that it might just turn some people off but for me it shot straight to my dick. Also, the characters themselves are really hot—I love some big, heavy man titties and this has exactly that. Ben is my dream man fr

I also thought the relationship between Dick and Ben, while a little rushed, was super fucking cute. It was really cute seeing the two of them navigate their newfound feelings, the way it's so new and unique while also having a sense of familiarity to it. It's not like these men have never liked anybody before, but it is the first time the two of them have liked a man, and reading them exploring that together was kind of sweet in a way. I also loved how they were completely and utterly "the one" for each other too.

What I didn't like was pretty simple: the pacing. It just moves at a breakneck speed. I thought at first it was so it could just get to the porn, but one of the early issues I had was how quickly the two of them officially became a couple and were saying I love you—but the thing is that if the author wanted porn, they simply could have just been sex friends. But they're not. They're boyfriends.

To elaborate on what I mentioned before, I'll explain the plot a little bit; Dick and Ben have a chance encounter at a men's spa, with Dick haven mistaken Ben for giving him specific signals, and from there there's a misunderstanding; Dick believes he assaulted Ben, while Ben believes he had led Dick on. They end up meeting again and get their grievances off their chests. The thing is, Ben was very resolute in not wanting anything more. He didn't want to fuck Dick again, and there were pretty undoubtedly no feelings involved. He knew they were sexually compatible but he by no means had any type of romantic interest in Dick.

. . . Anyways they're saying "I love you" like two chapters after all that.

Again, this story is mainly porn so I'm not holding it to super high standards or anything. It's just that the poor pacing was pretty noticeable to me, especially at the beginning where I kinda felt like the story never let up.

JamFujoshi

Smutttttttt

Seeyiaa

It's the boobies for me~

bottomjotaro

pretty good! not reread worthy but nice!

Lemon

part way thru its localized and it drove me crazy at least their names were funny tho
dick maximillion and ben dover lol

s8nsbian

ugh the most boring one ever

trash4bl

95% sex, 5% plot

racingtime

Aka Don't drop the soap

tonitrus

it was ok but bruh where is the plot

reigensimp

Never finished this but this story was so dumb bro

juni

lightweight, dubcon, cute

Koybito

Dropped after chapter 7.

miru <3

DROPPED: absolute no

Herohero

Last read: chap 24

thequeue

Interesting but not great. I don’t know why in the end the black haired guy never revealed who he kissed first because it wasn’t a random guy and they were talking about how it wasn’t a big deal because of that. I wish she had told him, extra drama y’know?