beta
educating(?)??????
i dont think he will soz
edit: or, maybe you could just stop having sex with him!
doesnt belong in this list and i defintitely didnt add it by accident but its staying because i dont care you cant tell me what to do this is my list
AND i like to keep myself accountable for my mistakes. so. there.
hmph.
im not defensive you are.
please let it be the singing kind...
pretty self explanatory i think
also ew.
...so in other words... his butt is 1000% getting touched
also PUT SOME PANTS ON PLEASE MAN OML
edit: AND GET YOUR BUTT AWAY FROM ME
like, for someone who really doesn't want his butt touched or wtv, i sure am getting a lot of butt rn
edit 2: omg i don't have my glasses on and i fully thought his thumb was his dick and i was so confused as to why it wasn't censored
i dont even know anymore.
also i really hope these two things aren't related. they 100% are but im optimistic okay
and delusional but that's besides the point
wtf is this title
if he virgin, how he slut??? unless he's got a slut mindset ig?
i hate that that's an actual sentence i've typed out now
honestly how do people come (ehehehe) up with this titles
nah i left them at home, soz
edit: idk 'bout y'all, but this carries "when will you wear wigs" energy to me
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How's Steve?
Steve is doing very well - he's even been growing a little bit for the first time in a few years!! He's nearly 7 now, gosh they grow up so fast ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
(not to be overdramatic but i think i love you, thank you so much for asking about my fav lil' cactus)
(let's just ignore the fact that Steve is also my only cactus)
Him being your only cactus just means that you love him too much to care about another cactus.
Dude I love the way you think (it's lowkey because none of the places near me actually sell any decent cacti, also my cat jumps up on my desk where my plants are sometimes and tries to shove his face into/ smell everything and he'd prick his face bc he's a dipshit)
Girl do stand up your funny asf!
but if i stand up too fast i get lightheaded :(
jk, thank youuuuu (i'm blushing) - 3- <3
LMAO same queen same!
I'm sorry to see that even a Satanic God like yourself struggles with low iron like us mere mortals ;-;
It’s all the yaoi I read (●￣(ｴ)￣●) forgot to stand up one day and boom
rippppppp
I’m genuinely giggling so much reading these titles tf?!
I know right?! Like, I get that some (if not most) are due to whack translations, but I swear some of them are weird af just 'cause ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜
LMAOOO I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS(≧∀≦)
thank youuuuuu <33333
Found this recently! You're soooo GOOOLD HAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT PLEASE CONTINUE!!
eeeeeeeeeee thank you very much - and don't worry, i dont think anyone or anything could ever stop me from making shitty jokes (▰˘◡˘▰)
The list itself is hilarious ---
Love the comments soooo much
tee hee thank youuu <3<3<3
thank you for this list i had a good laugh, 10/10 for the little comments you put
aaaa thank youuu
im glad i could make someone (other than myself, which gets depressing very quickly) laugh <3
I procrastinated washing the dishes to read your comments, thanks for gifting my eyes with this list
that is the greatest honour i could ever receive (//╥//◡//╥//) <3
(i hope you still washed your dishes tho)
What is this list
it is amazing, that's what it is.
HAHAHHAHAHHAA THE COMMENTS TO THE TITLES ARE GOLDDDDD
THANK YOU ILY
AHAHHAAHA your comment is so amusing! Now that you've make it as a list,I just realize that those title are really weird and funny i've never put much thought on it before
(〜￣ ˚￣)〜 <3 <3 <3