im sorry you called your manga WHAT now? 2

why thank you my guy, i didn't realize microwaved squid's could type but the world never ceases to amaze me (▰˘◡˘▰)
(that sounded sarcastic af but seriously, thank you and i'm glad i could make you chuckle at least a lil' bit!!)

Yea well I went thru crazy evolution to get to where I am lmao

i am jealous, i wish i could evolve beyond the fucking chickenpox i currently have.

update that no one asked for or cares about: i finally evolved passed my chickenpox (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ (I'm pretending that the virus doesn't now just live in near my central nervous system)

Awh congratulations sweetheart

rip my dude ╥﹏╥ , i'm mad impressed you managed to send this message from beyond the grave

I guess i didn't ghost even after dying

AYYYEEEEEEE

and you still ain't

Muheheheh

daym dude, even as a ghost you're better at communicating than most of the customers i deal with at work! (the general public are fuckwits)

Humans in general do suck you know. And i know how it feels to be ghosted would never do that to someone

I luckily haven't been ghosted (yet), but I also don't really leave the house or talk to many people so like...

I got ghosted online too ( I'm very home person) i even got work from home

Well if they're willing to ghost you dude, I recon you're better off without them! Sometimes I wish I could work from home, but ngl work is some of the only times I get out so it's probably best if I didn't ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Aah yea i also go 2 days then 3 days at home also yea I'm better off without someone like that.

Fuck yeah you are dude, and I think that sounds like a good balance of being at home and at work <3

Yea it's very awesome. ( Not us having a whole conversation in the comments ahahaha )

don't question it bro (づ￣ ³￣)づ

Yess boss

ヾ(☆▽☆) ♡

(*´ω｀*)

why thank you kind stranger
(づ ˘ ³ ˘)づ <3

"a letter from Keanu Reeves" < is a title of a Chinese song by Fiona Sit, where she talks about writing or Keanu Reeves not thinking she'll get a reply back. ngl didn't know this one had a manhua, it's a novel too. But the story also has nothing to do with Keanu Reeves XD that one confused me too the first time I saw it on NovelUpdates. Apparently it's really good (it's yaoi btw)

dude, thank you so much for your comments! i did have a feeling some of the odd titles in here were mainly entertaining translations/ english being impressively undescriptive compared to other languages (so some titles literally cannot be nicely translated), but i really appreciate you sharing your knowledge about some of these titles!!! (づ￣ ³￣)づ ♡♡

ngl im now mildly obsessed with the fact that "a letter from Keanu Reeves" is not only a song, but a novel and manhua and that the novel and manhua have NOTHING to do with the legend Keanu at all and is somehow gay???? i actually love that sm

<3 the novel was named after the song. Because the plot of the novel was probably thought up listening to the song XD. The song ironically was directly related to Keanu Reeves. The fun thing with webnovels is most of them are written not expecting to gain actual traction. Reborn as a slime was writing practice for the author until he realized it got super popular and he should probably write an actual plot. I like to think this story was similar. Just someone writing into the void not expecting people would actually like it. The top comment of the song is people referencing the novel, with the first reply being "the author doesn't want us to mix these two communities" but imagine making a song about writing letters to your favorite celebrity, and then someone took inspo from the song to write a original BL novel XD. I love the internet sometimes.

I know this is a list for comics, but if you get a chance, I highly recommend going to NovelUpdates, and go to "Series finder", sort by "Japanese" and leave the search results on "latest updated" and "descending" then read any title that is SUPER long! They are hilarious (for instance I just did this and top results are:
The Squishy Swordsman with Zero Attack Power ~Abandoned by His Childhood Friend Oracle, He Entered the Magic Academy, and Ended Up Looking After the Demon Lord~
Until the Ugly Noble Lady Who Wasn’t Loved by Anyone Becomes Happy ~ I Heard My Marriage Partner Was a Tyrannical Duke, but He Was Actually Kind and Sincere and Ended Up Adoring Me ~

Japan. I love you sometimes XD.

Some Chinese novels I think have fun names, Smashing Pots and Pans to go to School (ironically has nothing to do with pots or pans)

Don't Pick Up Boyfriends from the Trash (also has a manhua now, and also has nothing to do with boyfriends in the trash sadly. But it is a 5/5 series)

Follow the Lamb into the Abyss

The Whole World is my Crematorium (this makes a lot more sense when you understand the Chinese phrase "wife chasing crematorium" which is a way to explain the regret-chasing arc of a book, or the whole book being a regret-chasing arc) nonetheless the title is hilarious

Married Thrice to a Salted Fish (salted fish is Chinese equivalent for a 'couch potato") Salted Fish Zombie is in a similar vain XD but also a salted fish zombie sounds like a creatively gross Halloween dish (sorry if this was wordy)

ooooooooo thank you for the tip! i'll definitely check NovelUpdates out and have a peruse of their funky titles (thank you for the ones you've mentioned too - they're so fun).

i completely get a lot of webnovel writers just writing into the void of the internet, bc honestly, that's why i do my shitty lil' lists and comments - it was purely just to entertain myself bc i fully thought no one would see them, but i'm very glad that people have found me entertaining in the process. the internet truly is a wonderful little realm sometimes (▰˘◡˘▰)

thank you very much!! my creativity works in mysterious ways (even to me - idk what's happening in my brain either)

hope you enjoy some of the other lists ⁄(⁄ ⁄˙⁄˘⁄˙⁄ ⁄)⁄♡

i enjoyed every list!! well i gotta admit i enjoyed your subheadings and comments more than the names and the story itself for some of them ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

aaaaaaaaa thank youuuu ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ♡♡

he he

teehee i'm honoured you find me that funny (〜￣ 3 ￣)〜 <3<3<3

thank you so much for the recommendation!! i have already added that one to the first part of this list, but i still really appreciate it <3333333333

omg im blushinggggggggg
thank you so much ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ