"a letter from Keanu Reeves" < is a title of a Chinese song by Fiona Sit, where she talks about writing or Keanu Reeves not thinking she'll get a reply back. ngl didn't know this one had a manhua, it's a novel too. But the story also has nothing to do with Keanu Reeves XD that one confused me too the first time I saw it on NovelUpdates. Apparently it's really good (it's yaoi btw)
dude, thank you so much for your comments! i did have a feeling some of the odd titles in here were mainly entertaining translations/ english being impressively undescriptive compared to other languages (so some titles literally cannot be nicely translated), but i really appreciate you sharing your knowledge about some of these titles!!! (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ♡♡
ngl im now mildly obsessed with the fact that "a letter from Keanu Reeves" is not only a song, but a novel and manhua and that the novel and manhua have NOTHING to do with the legend Keanu at all and is somehow gay???? i actually love that sm
<3 the novel was named after the song. Because the plot of the novel was probably thought up listening to the song XD. The song ironically was directly related to Keanu Reeves. The fun thing with webnovels is most of them are written not expecting to gain actual traction. Reborn as a slime was writing practice for the author until he realized it got super popular and he should probably write an actual plot. I like to think this story was similar. Just someone writing into the void not expecting people would actually like it. The top comment of the song is people referencing the novel, with the first reply being "the author doesn't want us to mix these two communities" but imagine making a song about writing letters to your favorite celebrity, and then someone took inspo from the song to write a original BL novel XD. I love the internet sometimes.
I know this is a list for comics, but if you get a chance, I highly recommend going to NovelUpdates, and go to "Series finder", sort by "Japanese" and leave the search results on "latest updated" and "descending" then read any title that is SUPER long! They are hilarious (for instance I just did this and top results are:
The Squishy Swordsman with Zero Attack Power ~Abandoned by His Childhood Friend Oracle, He Entered the Magic Academy, and Ended Up Looking After the Demon Lord~
Until the Ugly Noble Lady Who Wasn’t Loved by Anyone Becomes Happy ~ I Heard My Marriage Partner Was a Tyrannical Duke, but He Was Actually Kind and Sincere and Ended Up Adoring Me ~
Japan. I love you sometimes XD.
Some Chinese novels I think have fun names, Smashing Pots and Pans to go to School (ironically has nothing to do with pots or pans)
Don't Pick Up Boyfriends from the Trash (also has a manhua now, and also has nothing to do with boyfriends in the trash sadly. But it is a 5/5 series)
Follow the Lamb into the Abyss
The Whole World is my Crematorium (this makes a lot more sense when you understand the Chinese phrase "wife chasing crematorium" which is a way to explain the regret-chasing arc of a book, or the whole book being a regret-chasing arc) nonetheless the title is hilarious
Married Thrice to a Salted Fish (salted fish is Chinese equivalent for a 'couch potato") Salted Fish Zombie is in a similar vain XD but also a salted fish zombie sounds like a creatively gross Halloween dish (sorry if this was wordy)
ooooooooo thank you for the tip! i'll definitely check NovelUpdates out and have a peruse of their funky titles (thank you for the ones you've mentioned too - they're so fun).
i completely get a lot of webnovel writers just writing into the void of the internet, bc honestly, that's why i do my shitty lil' lists and comments - it was purely just to entertain myself bc i fully thought no one would see them, but i'm very glad that people have found me entertaining in the process. the internet truly is a wonderful little realm sometimes (▰˘◡˘▰)

I got to the "black-bellied bosses are into me" and I know the answer for this one! Black-bellied is a Chinese slang term which means someone is sly, full of plots, schemes and tricks, I hope that helps XD but ya translated into English with no context does make it sound weird! This whole list is hilarious, I'm sitting here cackling like no tomorrow. Thank you! Your notes are just as funny as the titles <3