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......... i got nothing this is just like a slap in the face what even
IM SORRY YOU GOT REINCARNATED IN A WHAT NOW?
(also im jealous)
boob
:D
his WHAT now?
(he's a vampire)
(he also sucks dick tho)
*squints* ssuuurrreeee.... you'll "help".
tits
i was too distracted by tiddies to notice the title tho???
HAHAHA WTAF IS THIS
is it like that dumb "i got your nose" game we used to play as kids but with prostates????
honestly i have nothing to say for this
WHAT
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How's Steve?
Steve is doing very well - he's even been growing a little bit for the first time in a few years!! He's nearly 7 now, gosh they grow up so fast ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
(not to be overdramatic but i think i love you, thank you so much for asking about my fav lil' cactus)
(let's just ignore the fact that Steve is also my only cactus)
Him being your only cactus just means that you love him too much to care about another cactus.
Dude I love the way you think (it's lowkey because none of the places near me actually sell any decent cacti, also my cat jumps up on my desk where my plants are sometimes and tries to shove his face into/ smell everything and he'd prick his face bc he's a dipshit)
Girl do stand up your funny asf!
but if i stand up too fast i get lightheaded :(
jk, thank youuuuu (i'm blushing) - 3- <3
LMAO same queen same!
I'm sorry to see that even a Satanic God like yourself struggles with low iron like us mere mortals ;-;
It’s all the yaoi I read (●￣(ｴ)￣●) forgot to stand up one day and boom
rippppppp
I’m genuinely giggling so much reading these titles tf?!
I know right?! Like, I get that some (if not most) are due to whack translations, but I swear some of them are weird af just 'cause ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜
LMAOOO I LOVE YOUR COMMENTS(≧∀≦)
thank youuuuuu <33333
Found this recently! You're soooo GOOOLD HAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT PLEASE CONTINUE!!
eeeeeeeeeee thank you very much - and don't worry, i dont think anyone or anything could ever stop me from making shitty jokes (▰˘◡˘▰)
The list itself is hilarious ---
Love the comments soooo much
tee hee thank youuu <3<3<3
thank you for this list i had a good laugh, 10/10 for the little comments you put
aaaa thank youuu
im glad i could make someone (other than myself, which gets depressing very quickly) laugh <3
I procrastinated washing the dishes to read your comments, thanks for gifting my eyes with this list
that is the greatest honour i could ever receive (//╥//◡//╥//) <3
(i hope you still washed your dishes tho)
What is this list
it is amazing, that's what it is.
HAHAHHAHAHHAA THE COMMENTS TO THE TITLES ARE GOLDDDDD
THANK YOU ILY
AHAHHAAHA your comment is so amusing! Now that you've make it as a list,I just realize that those title are really weird and funny i've never put much thought on it before
(〜￣ ˚￣)〜 <3 <3 <3