Acceptable straight porn

Might as well call this "How to Have Better Sex: Throw gender normativity in the Trash" A+++

Manic pixie yolo girl gets herself a man

Chocolatiers work through the ML's multiple sexual hang-ups with thorough communication and aftercare, shocker of the century!!!
(Seriously though this is incredibly pure and healing to my heart but lawsy do I want some chocolate.)

There is actually a type of man who is instinctually attracted to scary ladies and those are best ones

My brain turns off when I see big meaty tiddies too

See previous entry.

"What if considerate lover" should not be such a strong plot device but it is bc men are trash??

FL's dad: "Don't touch my daughter"
ML: "Okay :("
FL: "Fuck that I'ma touch you however I want just hold still"
ML: "Actually sexual torment is pretty fun?"

Featuring: the most absurd piece of furniture ever, AKA damn that couch is bigger than my bedroom, AKA even this bedcouch isn't big enough to sweep the FL's lack of self-esteem under tho

I'm a big animal ear hater but I accidentally started reading this and like it despite myself idek