It's not every day you see a gangster dude being all Born Sexy Yesterday.
Big ¿Por que no los dos? energy
World's most socially awkward public sex
Depressed divorcée soft doms a sweet young thing to fuck the pain away.
Man whom is dog
Yo, the synopsis did not say anything about trauma bonding via mysterious fluids, right? Right??
"Your mission is to go fuck random dudes in order to get into a secret sex club"
...I approve.
Ah yes, another childhood friend who's really hot and well hung and secretly really wants to lay pipe on the protagonist trope but this time it's playing chicken to see who cums first. Er, blinks first.
Why yes, hot well-hung childhood friend of mine, you can crash here. Pay me in dick.
Better living through publicly humiliating dudes via psychic powers...?
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This is truly a gift to the world