so im still a huge smartass (to no one's surprise) and also still think i'm hilarious so ive made another list bc the other one was full

when fate finds YOU i think you mean - i'm fucking goated at hide and seek.

as long as there's no 3p it's perfect
edit: (BECAUSE TWO OF THEM ARE RELATED)
i have nothing against 3p
i do have everything against incest though.
edit 2: OH FFS SAKE THE ONE TIME I DON'T WANT IT TO BE POLY IT'S POLY.

unfortunately, i wake up as a girl every morning.

Error Analysis Report Findings:

Guys someone fucked it up real bad.
There's so many errors.
No, it was not me.

*END OF REPORT*

so sit!

MICHAEL JACKSON?!?!

but i live here :C

iMiTaTiNg mY sIsTeR

hi mika! i cannot afford a housekepper (or a housekeeper), so idk what you're doing here!

no