if u think this is another 'oh my village chose me to be sacrificial bride to the Oh So Scary God', THINK AGAIN.
mc is a twink monsterfcker fan who's goal in life is to take in TWO PENISES and being fcked by his husband in snake and human form. AND hes pulling all this bs while his divine husband is waterboarding himself to dispel his gooner thoughts.
also, noodle god's mental health is WHOLLY dependent on his boywife. boywife's not here? I See. He Wants me Dead
The Betrayer Sings a Love Song