porn w a biiit of plot
imagine this: ur voice is deepening. ur body changes. u get randomly bricked up. u thought you've seen the worst of puberty.
WRONG *gives u fckass eyes that can see ghosts*
BUT WORRY NOT for the heavens have not forsaken you, straight man. you can now befriend a ghost-warding-holy-cross in gay form!
but you're not like every other mc. u are unique so what do u do? TELL HIM U LIKE HIM OFC ABSOLUTE GENIUS. IQ 999 MEGAMIND MOVE. def will not bite
mc was so deep in the closet that the only time he said 'i love you' out loud was when he was alone in the middle of a silent park at night.
lucky for him, a baby demon on his last breath was lurking nearby who also just happens to get hp and power-ups thru happy and loving words
straight childhood friends, who are desperate to get a gf and get laid, straightly made out in a drinking party as dare.
from then on, they straightly think abt their straight kiss and straightly stare each other's lips. they also practise kissing w each other in, ofc, a straight-honouring way
bro in an established wholesome relationship encounters his first lil bump— having too much sex. his equally obsessed bf thinks they're abt to breakup
On a Restless Night