yes, i do the cooking. yes, i do the cleaning [DOWN HORRENDOUS semes]

seme is so fuckin obsessed w uke, he saw him for the first time and it was OVER, bro literally unconsciously retired from his playboy career bc he's so down bad lmao

jake is down disgusting for shingun, like he's literally rock fuckin hard, leaking, and whimpering whenever shin is within a 40 mile radius of him, it's ridiculous

seme is so convinced uke won't like him romantically, so he literally makes a 5 year plan in his fucking calendar about what he's gonna do to win uke's favour

seme down DESPICABLE, as in "i want you to kill me and make me a vampire so we can be together forever" despicable

bro could teach lessons on how to be obsessed w ur uke if he wasn't so busy being obsessed w his uke

mokyeon wants nanjo to be his pretty princess so fucking bad dude he's a yearner and a half and he WILL be doing whatever nanjo says, no questions asked, none even considered. the only thing in this man's brain is "nanjo nanjo nanjo how do i get him to like me more nanjo nanjo nanjo NANJO please don't fucking leave me, i'll actually kms" (canon btw)

su-ah would get kicked in the face by uke and say thank you i'm not kidding

famous ass seme literally makes a public post on social media to implore his cinderella ass uke to come back to him i mean u can't make this shit up

gyuwon is about three seconds from proposing and they ain't even in a relationship

bruh i have no words, both of these semes are literally competing with one another for who is down worse for uke