shit thats mostly not trash

the villainous is actually a villainous !
to reiterate, the mc isnt a "im the TM bad guy but im actually nice uwu" shes like "fuck you and your ugly baby, this is my revenge"
and its so refreshing
obviously she won't find true happiness til some development but its ok for now
the ml is so annoyingly clever, but I like
FUCK THE ANTAGONISTS THO OMG
fuck the mc's whole family, but a special fuck you to that bitch millie
fr tho, shut the fuck up Oscar doesnt wanna rail your ugly ass

8.5/10

disclaimer: I allegedly commented sumn along the lines of a "quarter inch bitch boy," in reference to the ML but its not reflective of how I feel now <3

anyways, yes this is another "change the past stories" but the mc is so hot that id let her get away with anything
she exudes bad bitch vibes and shes the whole package, like tits AND a brain?
the male lead is UGH in the beginning but he shows a capacity for change
the villain is so fucking JDSHFHFHOS someone please punt her <3

8/10

listen yall…this is…very much…spicy
lock your doors and cover your stuffed animals
ANYWAYS, its good
like yea its a "no love" contract marriage and they’re shit at communicating, but im with it
the mc is super fun to root for and a bad bitch when needed
the ml is the basic "I do not love, I am tormented by my tragic past and daddy issues" type mf but you'll tolerate him around the mc bc "omg is she breaking down his walls?"

and the answer is yes, bc her pussy is just that good

8/10

I read this just bc of the title and I was not disappointed
the mc is very spunky and I love that shes all upfront about the shit she wants
she also straight up calls him "father," which is delightful
the male lead is very well rounded, like he do not play games and actually… acts… his age
a fucking shocker ik
and hes totally whipped for her despite being mr. cant-have-feels-for-plot
the villain is, forgive me, so hot
shes a raging trick ass bitch but ill admit shes mucho fuego

8.5/10

ik this has one of those bitch ass long ass titles, but its good
the mc is straight packing, I just know she is
I dead ass address her as "bad bitch Lynette" bc she's just that
the male lead is stupid, but like puppy stupid
like mans cant read a room but can make a heartfelt platitude to absolve all his dumbassery
its very cliche but its also very fun and light hearted
also TW: there's an instance of near sexual assault
the trauma was actually addressed but read with caution

8/10

yea, lol, no
its surprisingly not an isekai, but maybe if it was the mc would have tact or any type of fucking foresight bc this damn girl oh my god
shes one of those bitches with a heart of gold… but not much else
shes a little, very very stupid
the male lead is the usual, dark hair, tragic past juxtaposition to the kind mc but gosh is he annoying too
he just expects her dumb ass to go along with his plans
and the new blonde man is so shady but the mc is blind bc hes "nice"

5/10

what the fuck is this my god
its like if someone took the bachelorette and put all the contestants on spoon crack and left them to their own devices
the mc handles shit as if shes on a show, like dead ass she compares it to a drama and I have no idea how she knows ancient customs but gang gang
the male lead is literally just a harlot, like dead ass
I have no idea what these women see in him like hes so annoying
and don’t these ladies get tried fighting over some limp dick man whore?

4/10

disclaimer: this has very ambiguous consent
like this story is really pretty good and the pace is great and all that but the issue with consent is kinda a damper bc it could have been an easy fix
anyways I do like this aside from that and its funny and the characters are lovely
the mc is funny, I truly like her and shes so well rounded
the ml isnt a petulant child which is crazy
like yea hes all like "scary man" but hes so endearing

the side characters have personalities

7.5/10

uh yuh, this is good but the fucking anxiety it causes me is astounding
so its one of them low-key isekais, kinda slow but acceptable plot points
the mc is ok, my issue her is that the bitch told the wrong man she liked him and did NOTHING to rectify it, and she also is so scared of the TM dark haired boy with a past even though his sleep deprived ass did nothing but elicit my love and affection
the brunette, id die for him bb boy bb <3
the blonde, idc if hes shady, me likey

7/10

yes, I like
the first chapter though me for a damn loop
like not only is your man fucking your cousin but your cousin is also a man
absolutely wild
anyways the plot is very meh, slow, but good enough
they also are both like "contract marriage!!1!!1 me no lovey, me no feely"
shut tf up and confess
the mc is very witty, with dry humor and I like
the ml is an icon, he never fails to have big dick energy
the villains are so fucking exhausting, but its nice watching their downfall

7.5/10