and the first?
I wanna know the first one too-
Did you wake up with cum on your face?
LOL I-
PHAHAHHAHAH OMG
For real? Well, it's no big deal.
I went to sleep to a friend's home. That night my friend let me use her bed (I usually slept on a matress on the floor when that happened, but she had to get up before me, so I took the bed). Then in the middle of the night the shelve on top of my head decided to be free from the wall and come kiss me good night.
My face looked terrible for some days.
I guess that shelve loved me and that is why it chose that night. And I am still sure that my friend felt secretly relieved it was not her (but it was certainly not on purpose).
Woah isn't that harassment? That shelve should go to jail smh
I didn't think of that at the time, maybe you are right ╮(￣▽￣)╭
I woke up exactly like that once, with a steam of water from my upstair neighbours on my face. I wouldn't recommend that, that was the second worse way of awakening I've ver had.