everyday i stray further and further from god. i need to go cleanse myself.

Let's go touch some grass mah fren

I tried and it didn't work. Welp looks like we all need therapy ╮(￣▽￣)╭

my bsf told me i should go outside so i think i’ll fingergraze those lawns while i’m strolling. (⊙…⊙ )

fingergraze sounds dirty （￣へ￣）

i’m broke. do you think i can use my local stray animal as a therapy animal?

Well we could always resort to being a drug dealer ╮(￣▽￣)╭

I used to snort pixie sticks when i was younger so this was inevitable. i’m in.

oh my god i edited the comment because the grammar was wrong and all the funny replies disappeared. i’m so sad. :(

anyway go touch some grass today party people. ground yourself.

HOLD ON THEY APPEARED. THANK YOU GOD.

*me touching sidewalk dust cuz I live beside a fucking highway* I love touching grass

is this before or after you become a drug dealer? because babe that makes you sound like you are on something. have fun touching sidewalk dust. i hope it helps. best fo luck to you.