Hope their bellows are warm of both sides
Hope every time the walk near a disk they hit their front toe
Hope they get pimples right before their wedding and cant hide them
Hope some one drops wine on her weeding dress and she cant change it
Hope every time they wear socks they cant find the other pair
Hope no one goes to their wedding
Hope giving birth to her son will take like 8 hours no break
Hope she slips while showering and somehow her heads ends up in the toilet and someone walks in and spreads rumours about her until the whole empire-no scratch that the whole content knows
Hope her kids cuts her hair while she's asleep to the point of unrepairable

OMG I CANT STOP INTERNALLY AND QUIETLY SCREAMING IT FINALLY HAPPENED AND shithead is just as jealous as he wanna be ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ