My....

And fap the whole day, right? :D

Nice ideas, but can't you be a bit more hardcore? :D

It's like pink purple

I could stick tacks on the chair? Couple of dildoes....and hang a lit candle above your boobs?

Now you're talking. *_____*

I'm sure if I wasn't tipsy I'd be embarrassed that I typed that shit... sometimes talking to you is practically sexting

Haha really? You wouln't be able to type shit like that when you're sober? :D Sexting is the only way i can write. xD

Possibly underestimating my perviness while sober... you know I totally could..probably be more inventive... Lol I'm sure it is

Next time you have to sexting with me while you're sober. :D To bad i can't see your face, i bet its cute when you're blushing. :3 I wonder if we ever had a normal convo. haha

we've bashed Trump supporters. Although i think we did that, and then had a separate convo going all about...kinky sex...

Kinky sex for the win.

Ah yeah omg how could i forget, damn Trump! xD And of course it will always turn into kinky sex convos. hehe

lol right...I cannot believe our choices this year...I mean to be fair, they usually suck cause its politican a vs politician b...but yeah....
Although I think I'm considerably less kinky. I did decide I want a purple bunny tail though.

oh, okay. My favorite colors are pink, purple, blue, and black Pruple, black, and blue remind me of a black eye



dammit my phone died

Omg yeah and Trump isnt even a politician. D:
You're an uke so of course you're less kinky. Except you want to be a power bottom. :3 From a purple bunny?

Mmm I like purple, teal, and lime green.

I hate that.

Lol right...and he's still evil...and dumb as the chicken in the middle of the road today....

Lol im so an uke....not even a crybaby seme... or just not a crybaby uke lol. Although I do demand snuggles....
Yesssss.

More than evil he's just a fucking idiot and megalomaniac. D:
He's always dumb, not only today. xD

Forever a uke. But what kind of uke. A normal one? xD

Lol yeeeah dude. Hes completely nuts. And narcissistic..
Nooo the chicken was today lol.

Bratty uke. Like the ones who push buttons until seme pushes back...

Eww yeah. D: Even chicken are more smart than this thing. :D

And when the seme pushes back you're all cute and not bratty anymore. :D

Lol thing....think his hair is actually an alien bent on mankind's destruction? And it's controlling trump...

Lol mayyybe....all sweet and not bratty.