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LOL!!!!
the only problem is the devil will probably steal all your yaoi and its gonna be hard to steal it back because ya know...the devil! ill help when i get there and well swap yaoiლ(´ڡ`ლ)
hands off devils, I'm the number one demon to come to Earth... now bow down!
Same oh my god
I have seen everything like literally... It's too late for me. I think nothing will surprise me. I can just imagine God's face while reading my list of sins. I imagine it will be like:
God: Okay some lying,stealing... More lying,hypocrisy nothing ne-...... Is that..... Hey Jeff the hells this?
Jeff: Oh God that is... To put it simply porn. Hmmm lets see what she read... HOLY MOTHER OF HEAVENS FART WH-WH-WHAT THE HECK GOD PLS DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IT WILL SOIL UR EYES IF U LET HER GO TO HEAVEN WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE'LL DO! THATS A NO! LET HER GO TO HELL AND BOTHER LUCIFER SINCE I SEE SHE SHIPS HIM WITH SOME ANGEL. GOODNIGHT.
God: Well then that's a pass for hell for u then.
Me: Can I bring my blcd snacks and yaoi? A lot of it. Oh and some hentai and futanari?
God: Do what u like. But do it where I cant see u r in the hands of the devil now.
Me: Okay!