If I (a female) had a close female friend the same age as me, who I had fooled around with...

If I (a female) had a close female friend the same age as me, who I had fooled around with before, who then started dating my Dad, I'd kill a bitch, I really would.
That was the plot twist we never wanted...that crossed some lines that I'm just...I am not cool with that. Blegh
The man double dipped the family