You've come to the right place, my child......
Omg can you kidnap me from the orphanage plss
Im getting the adoption papers ready.....
Mom to be, is An Idiot a furry?
Yes most definitely.... They'd say no, but I know the truth......
Ok am I adopted yet?? Help plss everyone bullies me for being short ;(((
You're officially my child, no one should be bullying my child.... Who should I kill?
Hmm my ex boyfriend who ghosted me for 2 fucking yearss and later told me he wasn’t even gay?!
Aight and how should I kill him?
Mom I’m sure you are reaaallly creative so why don’t you figure it out
Aight I gotcha, I'll make him suffer....
So any updates??
Don't rush perfection..... I currently have him tied up in our basement..... Is he allergic to anything?
I didn’t get a notif :( and he is allergic to glutes
It's ok, I was gonna ask for you to come down and give him a lap dance so he can get an allergic reaction but I wont.....
Hmmm I would but I remembered I kicked a hole into his nuts so he don’t have a lap anymore :P
Wow my child is badass....
I mean it actually happened no joke..I had a toxic relationship with said guy and one day I got mad and lit beat him up-
Mom, can you tell An Idiot to stop posting scary stuff…I don’t feel so good :(
I'll try...
So I need a place to live in and a new set of parentsss