hehe I'm the wife
Okay im your husband
GET UP AND DO THE DISHED YOU WHORE **xhucks beer can at u**
FUCK U ASSHOLE, DID U FORGOT WE HAVE DISHWASHER? *pointing at our daughter*
SHUT UP YOUR BOTH WOMEN, GO DO HOISEWORK GRRR **PUTS OUT ALPHA PHEROMONES**
Ahnnn~ Suddenly I'm horny~ Can you just let this slide, darling?
OMG OMG EW EW **WHORE ALERTZ**
YESYES ILL LET THIS SLIDE JUST GO MASTURBATE AND DONT COME ONTO ME U SLUT
ahnnn~ *seduce u while twerking*
Ew did you just fucking fart on me??!! **sniffs your womenly gasses**
Umm wtf dude why is your daughter at my house??!?
WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Im a fart specialist honey, did u forget ?? Thats where the money comes from 2 pay for ur womanly products
DARLING, OUR DAUGHTER IS AT SOMEONE ELSE HOUSE!? *smirking cuz now there's no one bothering us*
Why is your daughter fking my cat bruh…what are you teaching da babies??!?
She used to watch shane dawson i know it was a red sign when she started to say she kinned him..
she's smart,quick learner, we just did it in front of her and she already know how to do it *moaning*
Baii don’t blame me when I beat the shit out of her-knowing her genes she’ll prolly enjoy it
ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT ME, AN ALPHA MANLY MAN, IS MACHOCHISTIC **Angry man noises** THATS JUST MY DAUGHTERS WOMANLY TRAITS NEUGHH!
Damn daddy, sooooo manly~ deal with da baby yourself
Hey wanna play husband n' wife hehe?