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I just had the most fat wet dripping shit diahrea in history

Shampoo Kukuto November 13, 2023 8:47 am

My mind is a blur, but i can clearly remember what i ate during breakfast that made my stomach and asshole go skrrrt, I just woke up late and there's nothing to cook in the fridge so i just drank a cup of instant iced coffee and went to school, a few hours in, my tummy started to rumble, at first it wasn't too bad, i thought i was just hungry so i went to the canteen to buy something, and i eventually just bought some lemonade because my money was short, i never knew lemonade x iced coffee combo was a bad idea. Just an hour later, my stomach WAS really grumbling so bad. and that's when i realized, "oh shit". I tried holding it in because BECAUSE, if you can clearly illustrate what public toilet restrooms are, in Philippine schools, you'd know, there's always puke or either dirt in the floor, unflushed shit, and broken airways. There were only three stalls for the female restroom, there were no locks, the two other stalls were occupied, and the only available stall had a big hole in the door so you would have to cover it with some sort of towel or a napkin, unless you brought someone w u to go to bathroom together. And i was alone you see. Recess comes n i couldn't hold it together anymore, i ran to the restroom whilst covering the hole in the door with my right palm, i then released the most wettest FATTEST SHIT EVER. and you know in the Philippines, usually there is no towel paper in some restrooms. So i went to grab some water outside, (there's still shit on my butt cheeks) and low and behold, there was no running water, and what was left in the water jug was the most murkiest and filthiest water I've ever seen, not only was it disgusting as shit there was only about a quart of water left, and it was BLACK in color, with leaves n bugs still floating innit, at this point i was screaming in my mind, either i use the water to wash my bum or i use it to flush my horrendous shit on the toilet. well ofcourse I didn't want living microorganisms in my ass so i just instead flushed the toilet, leaving the restroom with fucking diahrea on my ass crack. And remember when i said there was just about an quart of water? Yeah i wasn't able to flush all my shit on the toilet so my stool was still pretty much floating on the toilet, I'm sorry to whoever had to clean that.

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