snot

suck me?

i'll suck ur nose dry

;) open rp

*biggie cheese voice* do u got any boogers, cuz?

[slowly bending down] no boogies here but i got some poopies ;)

drinkos peepees

*biggie cheese takes a long sniff before sticking out his long, curly tongue* yea fam, these poopies will do. *licccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

[sucks them back up] u gotta take me on a date first, im not tht easy ;) i kiss but dont tell shhh

*biggie cheese smiles easily, nodding his head.* "HAI! i promise i will treat you super sugoi desu!" *thinking inside* "i cant wait to suck those poopies"

[smirk bc htinking about how im gonna steal chese and give no poopies]

You people are craze'

*biggie cheese can read minds, and sees that u are up to no good* *A tear slides down his furry face* "darn... why do girls only choose bad guys!! why cant a nice guy like me get any poopies or boogies?" *biggie cheese kills himself*

the only way u can join this rp is if you fuck biggie cheese

this is what.... what i wanted all a long [evil anime laugh]
i wanted th e cheese all to myself..... [slwoly bending over reaches into his body eating his cheeses. reaches down and goes itno his intensives and eating the chesey poops (which have not yet fully devloped they r still growing)]

*biggie cheese rises like jesus christ on easter* "i can now turn water into wine and boogers into poopies! i banish you!" *biggie cheese uses his newfound christlike powers to banish dandy from the earthly plane, never to return again* "i am cheesus christ, lord and saviour of the human race."

HE DIED FOR MY CHEESE
I SEE NO NAIL I SEE NO NAILS

*biggie cheese, now both a widely celebrated rapper and the leader of the human race, ignores ur foolish ramblings, for he has ascended and is now worshipped in the light of god*

..........kanye?

bigge cheese, 2020.... k president?

*biggie cheese sees the downvoters , and writes their names down with a scratchy nail for the first wave of arrests.* "i will establish the 4th reich as leader of humanity" *biggie cheese invades poland*