pissbaby

*is reading my newst yaoi udapte on www.mangago.me when driving when i look over in other side of the road and see sasuke truck cuming my way. it is so ugly i vomit all over my windshiel.* i am anger.m *crashes into u from vomit on shield and i CANOT SEE!!!!!! it is head on colliso *

*my ultra cool sasuke pickup truck swerves and i am launched from the winshield landing on the road and my truck explodes and lands on my legs and head* *i am rushed to the hospital* doctor comes in: "sorry sir but you're a vegetable now from this crash*

me:*is dead : (
*biggie cheese walks in* hey im biggie cheese

*me, but a vegetable so cant talk, but visibly excited at the site of biggie cheese* "BLUUHHBLBUHHHMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*biggie cheese puts a finger on ur lips* shhhhh..... *his finger drags down and his plays w/ ur belly button* *he eats a ltitle lint and shit tht got stuck there* let me do the work, he says in husky sexy cheese * biggie cheese lifts up ur gown and starts sucking ur dick while rapping*

*grunts loudly, clearly enjoying biggie cheese's expert freestyling while getting my dicky blown*

*biggie cheese start choking on ur MASSIVE DICK it is almost as big as biggie cheese himself [very big?] HE RIDE UR BIG ASS DICK WITH HIS MOUTH*
pee in my mouth daddy [he choked this out]

*lets loose a steady stream of smelly almost orange piss into biggie cheese's awaiting mouth* "mMGUUUUHBUUUUUUH" *i scream as i cum and pee in biggie cheese's mouth*

--_- what the tf is wrong with u *biggie cheese spit it out and he deadpan at u* ur fucking disgussting. i hope u die. *he get up pull outs ur life support and leave*

Since your previous topic, you two sound like 1 people created 2 accounts then keep talking to yourself.

no we just just get along good :)

I tought the samen thing XD Very fishy ╮(￣▽￣)╭

i literally made this account just 2 rp biggie cheese dont be a hater

if ur not gonna contribute 2 the rp please leave hater!!!!!

Do your rp with urself somewhere else. thank u

Oh look its Hitler! :O Hey Adi i was in your hometown yesterday. :D

suck me?

i'll suck ur nose dry

;) open rp

*biggie cheese voice* do u got any boogers, cuz?

[slowly bending down] no boogies here but i got some poopies ;)

drinkos peepees

*biggie cheese takes a long sniff before sticking out his long, curly tongue* yea fam, these poopies will do. *licccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk*

[sucks them back up] u gotta take me on a date first, im not tht easy ;) i kiss but dont tell shhh

*biggie cheese smiles easily, nodding his head.* "HAI! i promise i will treat you super sugoi desu!" *thinking inside* "i cant wait to suck those poopies"

[smirk bc htinking about how im gonna steal chese and give no poopies]

You people are craze'

*biggie cheese can read minds, and sees that u are up to no good* *A tear slides down his furry face* "darn... why do girls only choose bad guys!! why cant a nice guy like me get any poopies or boogies?" *biggie cheese kills himself*

the only way u can join this rp is if you fuck biggie cheese

this is what.... what i wanted all a long [evil anime laugh]
i wanted th e cheese all to myself..... [slwoly bending over reaches into his body eating his cheeses. reaches down and goes itno his intensives and eating the chesey poops (which have not yet fully devloped they r still growing)]

*biggie cheese rises like jesus christ on easter* "i can now turn water into wine and boogers into poopies! i banish you!" *biggie cheese uses his newfound christlike powers to banish dandy from the earthly plane, never to return again* "i am cheesus christ, lord and saviour of the human race."

HE DIED FOR MY CHEESE
I SEE NO NAIL I SEE NO NAILS

*biggie cheese, now both a widely celebrated rapper and the leader of the human race, ignores ur foolish ramblings, for he has ascended and is now worshipped in the light of god*

..........kanye?

bigge cheese, 2020.... k president?

*biggie cheese sees the downvoters , and writes their names down with a scratchy nail for the first wave of arrests.* "i will establish the 4th reich as leader of humanity" *biggie cheese invades poland*

lol XD i loved death note good anime..

(๑•ㅂ•)و✧ snot me daddt

hi?

*biggie cheese spares u in the eyes of god* "death note was sooooooooooooooo kawaii!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

o___o wat the fuck.......... ummmm/...... awkward XD lawl

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good p*ssy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessy
I've been to the motherf*ckin' mountain top
Heard motherf*ckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust your ass I'm gon' continue to rock
Get your ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy, just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close, ‘cause strobe lights lie

[swaying 2 u swinging] this my shit, aw yis rock my worl my dude guy

What did I just read? XD
Is this the answer to life.

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Wtf.....this's so random and weird!