thoughts and prayers to the future women that try to marry those other brothers

lol i feel like this story is written for a little kid - the hard switch between the dad yelling his nonsense to the "whoa!!!! fun puzzle time!!!!" is taking me outtttttt.
i wanna see an epilogue 15 years in the future when the sister is 35 and all of her brothers still live at home and dote on her and the family line dies out because none of them can maintain a wife LOOOOOL