Downvote me if you want, but I'm going to say it: Morning breath.
Haha! I always think that when I see kissing or whatever in the moring :D
Ikr?! Like wtf man ( ̄∇ ̄") I wouldn't want to wake up to that, bro. Like I would gtfo and go brush my teeth and start my day. Fuck that shit. ~( ̄∇ ̄")
Downvote me if you want, but I'm going to say it:
Morning breath.